Boy am I tired of USB sticks. Bands and games alike miscalculate the demand to plaster their name on plastic sticks we already have hundreds of. Plus, how often do you really even use them? Be honest.

Regardless, though, it's hard to not be drawn in by the newly announced USB stick for Dragon Quest X. Featuring a smiling Slime and Dracky alongside an 8-bit logo, it begs to be bought and cherished on your desk alongside your slime controller.

The stick will feature 16GB of memory and include an exclusive in-game shirt. Releasing August 2nd in Japan for 2.490 Yen (about 30 bucks), there's no word on a U.S. release yet.