When Europe Wins

With it being 4th of July and all, the last thing I want to do is concede the redcoats are superior to us in any way. Yet, Square Enix has put us to shame with the amazing Hitman Absolution Deluxe Edition only availableĀ in Europe.

Their version is similar to ours, including an art book, making of dvd and DLC. The big difference is the adorable 10″ Vinyl Figurine of Agent 47, pictured below. Certainly the 10″ figure won’t cost Square Enix much, but its inclusion makes a once awful edition worth-buying. Plus, it’s nice to have something that you could more pridefully have on your desk than a over-serious resin/plastic statue.

Hopefully, Square Enix decides to throw this in when the game comes stateside. Otherwise, do U.S. proud and boycott our uninspiring variant.