The folks at CoffeeStainStudios set out to answer an age old question. What does it feel like to be a goat? If the alpha-footage of Goat Simulator 2014 is any indication, the answer is hilarious. While the company was careful to mention that 'Grand Theft Goat' wasn't a game in development, we refuse to accept that. The gaming industry wants -- no, NEEDS -- this game. With that in mind, we decided to put together a trophy list.
BRONZE
Everyday I'm Grazing
Enjoy the finest grass the city has to offer
Feeling Horn-y
Destroy 10 vehicles without using your horns
No Goats, No Glory
Climb the tallest building in town
Gruff Behavior
Cross every bridge in town without dying
SILVER
They Call Him Billy the Goat
Ram a pedestrian into traffic without alerting authorities
The Milk of Zlateh
Spend a night in the haystack
Where's Edgar?
Only the fattest goats survive
GOLD
Tin Can Dinner
Eat 10,000 tin cans
Bleating Thy Enemies
Make sure you're the only goat in town
PLATINUM
Craving That Capeweed
Earn all other trophies and become master of the goat race
Watch the madness below:
https://www.anrdoezrs.net/links/3607085/type/dlg/sid/UUhgUeUpU54735/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgTQglGvNUs