It's too often now that we're practically force-fed opportunities to "date" assorted farm animals and fowl. Take Hatoful Boyfriend for instance; the inspiration and driving force behind A Stable Relationship, an odd game by any other name. The creator, Tumblr user Ninjaninaiii (of course) decided to make something that's "full of your favourite outdated tumblr memes and makes approximately 0 sense." Animal of choice? Horses. Why? No reason.

Full disclosure: I didn't play the game. That Nicolas Cage dating sim squeezed the last drop of soul from my body. Thankfully, however, there's no entry fee. You can date a horse for the price of nothing, and there's a chance you won't rush to blow your brains out when it's over. If you're interested (and who are you kidding by nodding 'no' repeatedly) click these words. Just remember: neigh means neigh.