Are you getting bored of lame updates to your Steam games? Are you feeling tired or lacking the energy you had when you were younger? Are you always thinking there’s got to be a better way!? Well, today is a lucky day! Indie developer Those Awesome Guys are pleased to announce the release of a new update for the friendship-ruining game Move or Die. “The Best Value Update” is a free DLC update available now on Steam that guarantees gamers will never get bored again* with the two new game modes, six Mutators, in-game chat options, and improved online features – you’ll never need another indie game ever again!

But wait, there’s actually more! If you order Move or Die today on Steam, the price will drop to $7.49 as part of the Steam Daily Deal! That’s 50% off the standard retail price ($14.99) but only for a limited time!

Move or Die “The Best Value Update” features include:

- Two New Game Modes - Loot Grab & Mind Control – Loot Grab will have players grab randomly spawning loot to carry back to their loot chest. Mind Control gives the ability to swap controls with opposing players by touching them and killing “mind controlled” characters before the end of the round

- Six New Mutators - New Mutator options to spice up each of the game modes include:

VVVVVV - With a blessing from Terry Cavanagh himself, the creator of VVVVVV, we’ve introduced the popular gravity-reversal mechanic to Move or Die

NSFW - Every character becomes naked, therefore they get censored

Decoys - A crowd of non-interactive characters run around the level making it more difficult to spot your opponents

Stabilizer - The highest scoring player moves slower while the lowest scoring player moves faster

Underwater - Submerges the entire game underwater causing the players to float around the level freely

Bomb Drop - Players automatically drop exploding bombs every few seconds

- New Game Announcer - YouTube personality Lilypichu adds her distinct and recognizable voice to announcer lineup of Move or Die. Kawaii!

- In-game Chat - Players can now chat with each other using the new in-match chat system and can be used at all times

- Abandon Penalty – Rage quitters beware as players who abandon online games before they are finished will receive a temporary “No XP” penalty that will prevent any XP from being gained for the next few rounds

*guarantees not legal in most countries