After stealthily announcing that he would be the first person in the world to review the highly-anticipated The Witcher 3: Wild Hunt, Conan has made good on that promise and reviewed the game on his show tonight. Part of his Clueless Gamer series, Conan learns about the backstory of the game before diving right in. He doesn't waste any time poking fun at the game's "exotic" names before he's tricked being turned on by a naked Geralt. Conan soon finds out that because this is The Witcher, there is plenty of nudity from both sexes and, well, he seems to like it...

"The Witcher 3 is the best thing that ever happened to me in my whole life" -- Conan O'Brien

Watch the "review" below: